Part two of two (so far)
It’s like Janus, if you replace ‘being a god’ with ‘footnotes.’

It’s like Janus, if you replace ‘being a god’ with ‘footnotes.’

One of the sorrows pictured is currently: ‘Where’s my favourite shirt gone?’

One of the sorrows pictured is currently: ‘Where’s my favourite shirt gone?’

Filed under “introspection is a thing other people should do”

Filed under “introspection is a thing other people should do”

I have a 100% reliable posting schedule. Honest.

I have a 100% reliable posting schedule. Honest.

Formulaic, you say?
Shut up, I say.
“I’m still not Demetri Martin, you say?”
“Bugger.”

“I’m still not Demetri Martin, you say?”

“Bugger.”

Am I Demetri Martin yet? No?
Oh.

Am I Demetri Martin yet? No?

Oh.

I made this with a pen shaped like a flamingo.

I made this with a pen shaped like a flamingo.

According to people I know, it’s also useful for sounding ‘truthy’.

According to people I know, it’s also useful for sounding ‘truthy’.

I haven’t slept much recently. Maybe you can tell.

I haven’t slept much recently. Maybe you can tell.

And they eat all the beef.

And they eat all the beef.

File under ‘Christmas Discoveries.’

File under ‘Christmas Discoveries.’

I may or may not be eating drinking pesto as I write this.

I may or may not be eating drinking pesto as I write this.

And it’s all just an attempt to disguise how little experience/familiarity/goodfulness you actually have.

And it’s all just an attempt to disguise how little experience/familiarity/goodfulness you actually have.