1. This is the most disappointing comic I have ever created.

  2. Much meme. Very bandwagon.

  4. Ghost puns are on trend now, right?

  5. Have a pun. There’s your pun.

  6. It’s been almost a month since I posted a comic, so I thought it was important to come back with something intellectual.

  8. "I’m still not Demetri Martin, you say?"


  9. Am I Demetri Martin yet? No?


  10. I actually wear my watch so much that it’s given me a tanline, but you should never let the truth get in the way of a pun.