- Attempts to shave face with pair of scissors: Unsuccessful.
Apologies in advance.
There’s no green ones in it. Someone dies today.
Stop referring to your sexcrement as a ‘newborn’ baby.
The newborn bit is not needed. No one thinks you forced a 45-year old through your now-annihilated vagina.
Yet another thing that’s filmed in Cardiff. It makes it extremely difficult to get immersed in a story if the major crime scene is the carpark where you once broke a window with an orange.